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No, they need consent. The state is a third party and cannot consent on your behalf
I wonder if consent ends with the sale of the house? And if so, could you banish an already-invited vampire by selling the house to someone else for like $1 and then immediately buying it back off them?
Also if a vampire owns an apartment building, can they go into tenantβs suites without permission? Would buzzing a vampire in at the lobby allow them to go where they want, or only a specific suite?
Damn, you know your vampire law!
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Finally, a good pun. Great work!
Do you believe theyβre vampire?
Never met one and I think it would be cool.
wait if vampires need to be invited in by the owner, do they have to call your landlord?
Best to live in a housing co-op. That way the building is collectively owned so they would need permission from everyone.
Landlords are kind of vampire too, so you can expect cooperation.
Do they need consent from the owner of the house or home? If itβs a rental, the landlord owns the house but itβs the tenantβs home.
Though itβs always kinda messy turning a human-made rule or idea into a physical law.
Thatβs actually a plot point in at least one of the vampire shows. A vampire buys someones home from the bank, and theyβre free to enter despite the resident/occupants refusal.
True Blood, season 2 IIRC?
True Blood was great imo (first 3 seasons). Not really into fantasy but this was quite dark at times.
Always remember this savage
But even landlords need to at least give notice before they can legally enter.
Not sure vampiric βlawβ cares about renters rights. And if it does, is it based on current laws in the country they are in, or the country of origin? And is it the origin of vampires themselves or just the vampire turned. And is it based on the time they were turned or modern laws?
Either way, in one instance I they bought it from the bank after missed mortage payments. So they werenβt legally living there anyway but counted as last/current resident for the vampire since the bank isnβt a person.
But what if they donβt fully own the shell company that owns the houses, do they need a majority stake?
The warrant gives them the legal right to enter the house, but being vampires, they cannot enter without being invited. However, should you decide not to invite them, you can be found in contempt and arrested, which then creates the problem that the vampire police officer canβt enter to arrest you without being invitedβ¦
Could vampires be turned down for the position because they physically are not able to carry out the job? Or would that be supernatural discrimination?
In the US at least, employment discrimination is fine if itβs due to a bona fide requirement of the job. Ie, the person is fundamentally incapable of performing a job even with reasonable accomodation.
An example of reasonable accomodation is a modified computer/desk setup for someone in a wheel chair. They need a bit more room for maneuvering about their workspace. But someone who is paraplegic is perfectly capable of working most office jobs.
Someone in a wheelchair however is fundamentally incapable of performing certain manual labor jobs, and it is perfectly legal to not hire them for those positions. Quadriplegic people canβt work manual construction labor. Youβre not pouring concrete when youβre paralyzed from the neck down, and no reasonable accomodation is going to make that possible.
So for vampires, it really depends on what their work-relevant disabilities are, and how difficult it is to accommodate them. Need to be invited in? A reasonable accomodation for a police department would be to simply not have their vampire officers serve search warrants. They can still respond to emergency calls, as a call for help could give implied permission to enter a home. Vampire officers can still patrol, perform traffic duties, perform detective work, etc. But they simply canβt participate in search warrants execution.
The daylight limitations may be more limiting. Sure a vampire could wear a hood and gloves, and thatβs little different from someone wearing a hijab. But itβs still dangerous from a workplace safety concern. All it takes is a perp pulling on your hood, and you start boiling? Huge liability risk for the department. So maybe vampire officers will need to be limited to indoor desk work or the night shift. I think hiring them only for the night shift would be a reasonable accommodation.
Overall, I think vampires could easily be employed as police officers. Some reasonable accommodations are required, but a department outright prohibiting the hiring of vampires likely violates the Americans with Disabilities Act.
The Ankh-Morpork League of Temperance* has been petitioning the Patrician for months trying to get a vampire onto the City Watch. The Campaign for Equal Heights and the Fresh Start Club have already gotten dwarves and zombies onto the force, so itβs only a matter of time.
* Theyβve sworn off the red sticky stuff, oh deary me, yes.
There is a vampire photographer in Ankh-morpork who keep blasting himself to dust every time he make a photo, so the bar is set pretty low i think.
Thank you for taking a stand in favor of all the vampires out there who are being unfairly denied careers in law enforcement
Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.
Are there any vampire rules against throwing a tear gas grenade through your window?
No, but it lacks style, so we prefer not to.
Edit; Apparently Lazlo did it once, but he says it was consentual.
Depends on which option would serve better to advance the plot
I would guess they would have non vampires to execute the warrant and once they are inside, they could then invite the vampire in.
Wait, can anyone invite them in? Not just the people living there?
In all the examples listed in the response, the inviter must explicitly be the owner of the house:
https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/65991/why-do-vampires-have-to-be-invited-in
Although that just leaves us with the question about who is considered the owner. Iβm a renter, so would that be me, or my landlord?
Fun fact: In German, this boils down to which translation of βownerβ is used. Iβm the βBesitzerβ of my apartment (I possess it), but not the βEigentΓΌmerβ (I cannot sell it).
I think βoccupantβ or βresidentβ are both better choices over βownerβ for how this conceptually works.
If a family live in the house, then a child of the family could certainly invite a vampire in, despite the child not being the βownerβ.
What about the childβs friend who is visiting for a sleepover?
No, they must live there.
Iβd argue no, because they are not a resident. They are only a visitor.
Occupant in a housing sense is pretty synonymous with Resident legally, but in a wider sense can also mean βanyone there at the timeβ - especially in non-housing contexts (e.g. the occupants of a vehicle). So for the sake of eliminating all ambiguity Iβd strike out Occupant, and stick with Resident as the most appropriate term.
Seems unlikely, or all vampires are just dumb. Just hypnotise a burglar and have them invite you in
How does the whole vampire thing work anyways? Like if thereβs a hole in the wall breaking the integrity of the house are they still barred? How much of the house can be removed before itβs no longer considered a house? A whole wall? In that case could the police vampire just drill a hole or remove a wall?
What about people that live outside? Can they draw a line around βtheirβ space and keep vampires out?
No but if you are selling your home they could go for a viewing, kill and eat the realtor, and then drop from your ceiling and devour you when you come home.
LOL. Thatβs good
And no they couldnβt unless they tricked you into saying yes come on.