No nutritional value whatsoever. They would simply pass through your system unbothered.

  • this is a joke, but who knows lol. If they’re as resilient as they say then why would your teeth and digestive system affect them?

A sugar cube is impervious to the vaccum of space, radiation, absolute zero and complete dehydration

Yet I can still eat it

We should be sending sugar cubes out into space.

This will incentivise horses to develop their own space program, which would lead to a space race between the species.

But how will they operate the fine machinery with their hooves? I hear you ask.

If they can pull a cart, then they can pull a lever.

It’s not very impervious to water.

The sugar doesn’t gut destroyed or disappear, it just changes form and once you dry it out you’ve got your sugar again. Much like a tardigrade

Well they’re probably a good source of protein in that case!

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Fair assumption of a point 👍

They’re probably too small to taste and digest. You probably got some in you right now.

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Indeed, but I mean like a lot of them, in large quantity, like a bowl of Tardios…

You’re eating your Tardios watching cartons and the cat runs in and spills them on the carpet. You’re never getting them out.

Because they’re so small I think a bowl of tardios would be more like a liquid, probably not very viscous, and more than likely wouldn’t taste like anything. I think the “texture” of that would feel disgusting though

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The biggest ones are about the size of teff grains or fine couscous, which is more like sand than a fine powder

I never drink pound water though

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Chicken. Obv.

Just started playing Death Stranding, have you?

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No, just a random thought of a question.

Now I’m scared to ask, but I must ask, is that a real game?

Yes. You play Norman Reedus with a baby in a jar plugged into his chest delivering packages during a pandemic while Léa Seydoux feeds him fat tardigrades. Because Hideo Kojima. It’s really good.

You also pee on ghosts

Allow me to reiterate.

Because Hideo Kojima.

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I don’t know what the fuck I just read, but we need a link or three…

https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/death-stranding/

It’s one of the most memorable games I’ve played in years. And a sequel is coming.

I feel like if you grew enough to have a visible eatable mass it would be pretty goopy.

Though dried would be curious.

Probably taste like Doritos

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