By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.

Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread

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knife + fork + stacked slices, as Donald Trump was called out for on *The Daily Show* 17 years ago

screenshot of youtube video of a 2008 episode of the daily show, showing donald trump eating a stack of two slices of NY pizza using a knife and fork. jon stewart looks dismayed, and there is a subtitle saying "Mother f... and you stack your slices, Donald?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Aa6ncIk70

Uncut, center out from the bottom.

Or

Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.

Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.

Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.

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Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid

It’s good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.

@weew@lemmy.ca
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Underwater

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You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.

Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.

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slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson

…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell

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In soup.

Came here to post this. He had to have been trolling.

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That was pizza hut’s ad campaign for stuffed crust pizza.

Lovable Sidekick
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Turn it into a curry.

Tikka marsala pizza sounds pretty damn good

ITT: there is evil in all of us.

@orb360@lemmy.ca
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Putting pineapple on it

Elise
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I fused Italian and Japanese cuisines 😁

@phanto@lemmy.ca
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Eat the crust, leave the rest.

Paul Drye
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Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.

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Pizza Slurry Enema

nice band name

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