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By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
knife + fork + stacked slices, as Donald Trump was called out for on *The Daily Show* 17 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Aa6ncIk70
Uncut, center out from the bottom.
Or
Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.
Nah, roll it into a cone with the topings on the outside and try to suck the crust though the topings.
Please do that in the line to vote, so people feel more confident in how competent the electorate is.
Dammit. Now I gotta do this to fuck with my kid
Itβs good to build distrust and topics of discussion for therapy as early as possible.
Underwater
You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson
β¦not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
In soup.
Came here to post this. He had to have been trolling.
That was pizza hutβs ad campaign for stuffed crust pizza.
Turn it into a curry.
Tikka marsala pizza sounds pretty damn good
ITT: there is evil in all of us.
Putting pineapple on it
I fused Italian and Japanese cuisines π
Eat the crust, leave the rest.
Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.
Pizza Slurry Enema
nice band name