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What is this, poop post v2?

Yeah, at least the poop guy had a realistic time frame.

Death

Wrong. Dead bodies fart.

I’m shocked to learn this. Eventually they stop, right? Permanently I guess?

Having a dog. It lets you blame the smell on them.

CrimeDad
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Butt plug

Sleepless One
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If enough fart gets blocked up, that butt plug is becoming a projectile.

Being my wife.

At least she claims to never do it.

Kalash
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A perineal tear. Unless you count queefing.

Call me Lenny/Leni
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I don’t know if it’s true, but I heard heard astronauts don’t fart.

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