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Cake day: Jul 06, 2023

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There aren’t enough upvotes to go around. So a few unlucky souls have to be downvoted. The problem is only going to get worse unless we downvote half the population. Randomly and dispassionately of course. Those who survived could experience an internet with bountiful upvotes, never a complaint about the lack of upvotes or the presence of downvotes. We just have to downvote half the population.


Yes, but only on a case by case basis and at really weird times. Just walked into Walmart? Give the greeter your left shoe, but just you no one else has to. Next guy at the gas pump filling up? Cash payment and pants for his petroleum blessing. Wendy can’t sleep? Time for her to gift her mail to her neighbor, how nice.

As for the why. Just for funsies.

Punishnent for refusal? Anxiety about not performing the action. Works on OCD people. I can’t imagine the global population will resist for long.



Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been… ever, for any reason whatsoever…

-Michael Scott


I pick Douglas MacArthur three times. If I remember correctly he was pretty pro nuke. I don’t plan on winning, but you’ll always remember me losing.