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I deliver pIzza and all of our in-store routing software is tied to Google. It’s a good GPS but it gets so much wrong. During rushes it’s the job of the managers to route us on doubles or triples and I’ve gotten routed on badly-chosen doubles (i.e. 3 miles from each other) because Google thought the addresses were right next to each other. Sometimes it’s a customer issue, like a typo on the website but most of the time it’s Google being dumb.


There are a couple websites that display all of the US road signs approved by the federal government. Some cool stuff on there. Wikipedia does it too but I like the organization of the websites.


In Return of the Obra Dinn you play an insurance claims investigator. You can magically view the moment of somebody’s death and hear the audio prior to it to aid in your investigation of a ghost ship.



I remember after I got a 3DS I went to GameStop to trade in my DSi and they offered me $5 or a gift card.


A Wii. I’m not super big into emulating it but I have a few games on dolphin. It’s just the console I remember having the most fun with as a kid and I wanna experience that again. Every time I walk into a video game store the shelves are lined with Wii games so it shouldn’t be hard to get into it compared to other older consoles like a GameCube or something


It’s not quite similar but you might like to gain inspiration from Else heart.break() on steam


As a hobby I make maps for a game mode in csgo called “KZ.” In short, it’s a parkour type time trial mode. You go from the start to the end and see how fast you can go. Some maps are so hard that theyre more about who can finish rather than how fast you go, but I digress.

I got into a lengthy and heated argument about how not all maps need to be about forcing the player to move and think fast to be fun. So I went and made a map that caps your speed at 180 units/second. Normal speed is 250. Lots of people had fun playing that map and a lot of people told me it was my best work. Go figure. Took me probably 6 months to make it, but I am a slow mapper so it might have taken another person 2 or 3 months.


Blazing saddles is a 7.7 but man that feels a bit too low even


To chime in, I think a lot of this kind of discourse is just based on what you’re looking for in a game.

In American Truck Simulator, one of the DLC’s is the state of Wyoming, which is remarkably barren. It’s the least populous state in the whole country, and many of it’s “biggest cities” don’t even top out over 100,000 people. If you look at the reviews for it, it’s actually somewhat divisive. A lot of people criticize it for being “boring,” but that’s also how Wyoming is in real life, having driven across the state partially myself. I think a lot of this has to do what people come into the game expecting. Some want to enjoy the game as a truck simulator and Wyoming offers plenty of space for that. Some also want to enjoy the game via other formats, such as the scenery, and Wyoming doesn’t excel that much in those areas.

My point being, I think it’s just hard to make claims about this thing because it’s all just subjectivity. I think if you make a black-and-white claim about this then you just aren’t thinking very rationally. Some people will like it and some people won’t. Such is life.


Did they pay you to write this? Are you forcing yourself to enjoy the game because you paid so much?

Or am I insane?

Please for the love of god can we not turn beehaw (and lemmy as a whole) into YET ANOTHER space where people enjoying a game to whatever degree they please is somehow truly impossible to believe that you question your sanity??? Just learn how to have a conversation for crying out loud!



Not surprising to see them get complaints about this tbh. They went for “borderline horror game” with how much of a miserable wasteland Fallout 3 was and got blasted for it.


They’re not saying a Bethesda game is supposed to be bad. They’re saying a Bethesda game is supposed to be… a first/third person western RPG with exploration and looter-sometimes-shooter elements and a heavy emphasis on skill checks. That’s been every one of their games since Morrowind besides FO76. Expecting different at this point would be asinine, especially considering Todd and Bethesda repeatedly said this was an RPG.


I’m in college now and I haven’t taken a single course where 70% wasn’t the bare minimum for passing. I even took a comp sci course and it was the very first year that department lowered the passing grade from 80% to 70%. Apparently for the past 30 years of the comp sci department’s existance, a B- was barely passing.

I think I know some friends whose majors have 60% as the passing grade, but my major is a science and it’s all been 70%.



weird i have an adblocker and it didnt ask me to disable


It’s similar with movies and TV. I think a lot of people see a 50% rottentomatoes or a 5.0/10 on IMDB and automatically assume it’ll be unenjoyable, but that isn’t always the case in reality.


Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to posting the personal phone number of a Twitch streamer because I found out that she has a boyfriend in real life.

this made me lol


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I just tried 2003 on emulator and I really tried to like it. You’re right, it’s really funny. But oh my god these controls are ATROCIOUS! I get it was 2003 and gamecube controllers were already wacky, but I really wanna punch the guy in the face who decided that to throw an out to a base you need to press TWO BUTTONS AT THE SAME TIME.


What's the funniest game you've played?
For me it's probably Jazzpunk, but I liked Disco Elysium too. I've been looking for something to scratch that "Jazzpunk surrealist comedy itch" for a while and not many games have come even close.
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What's a good game you played with an awful tutorial?
Either it didn't teach you anything at all, or it taught you the most irrelevant parts of the game.
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What are some game genres / styles you like that aren't being made anymore, or are being mde but not very often?
For me it's first person puzzle games. I can think of maybe a dozen off the top of my head that came out in the last decade. I especially enjoy when they're open world. The ability to just quit a puzzle that's stumped you and go try something else for a little bit is incredibly refreshing.
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I hate how much my brain starts remembering interesting stuff when I finally sit down to play a video game
This might sound super weird, but whenever I actually find time to go "I have like 4 hours to spare, might as well play a game," my brain just goes "hey, remember that movie you wanted to watch?" or "hey, remember that thing you wanted to wikipedia?" or "Might as well pay rent now, it's due in 3 days." I just wish my brain would do this when I'm actually bored.
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I wish I could experience a game with the ambience of the Submachine series for the first time again
I recently wrote about this series in another comment on here and I wanted to expand on it. For those who don't know, Submachine is/was a series of 13-or-so flash point and click adventure games. Each game was based on "screens," and you clicked the edges of each screen to move around the game world. You could collect objects and then use them on other static objects in the environment to solve increasingly challenging puzzles. As of me writing this, there are 10 mainline games, Submachine 1: The Basement (2005) up to Submachine 10: The Exit (2015). Then there's the prequel, Submachine 0: Ancient Adventure, as well as a few spinoff games like FLF, 32 Chambers, and Universe, which is a sandbox game allowing you to explore all of the screens from every other game. All the games are hand-drawn either on paper like the first few games or digitally like the rest of them by artist Mateusz Skutnik. His art style (trust me, google screenshots of the game) is really something I've never seen before, plus that added with the [insanely creepy soundtrack present in all games](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEgQGE1TPGo) has made his series into something I've really never experienced before. I've definitely played games with *similar* ambiences in *either* art or the music, but never the amazing combination I found playing his games. I remember loading up submachine 2 on my mother's laptop's awful speakers and hearing that droning soundtrack, mixed with the borderline creepy artstyle and feeling almost haunted by the games, but I couldn't stop playing because they were so mysterious. In the games, avoiding any spoilers, the player character actually never sees another living person. Every other tiny interaction with other people is through things like computer screens or the notes they left behind. This also lends to a super creepy atmosphere as you play the game to discover these *massive* buildings without a soul inside them. You can find rusted video screens, chairs fallen over, doors left slightly ajar, doors left *locked,* but not a soul in sight. What makes it interesting too, is that despite being creepy there isn't a monster chasing you or your character going insane or anything like that. You're just in these empty, lived-in spaces with nothing but yourself and a bunch of puzzles. I just wish I could experience a game like this again. Creepy, but not too creepy that I'm turned off from the experience, and cryptic but not too cryptic that it becomes confusing. The puzzles in the game can definitely be hard, *especially* from sub7 to sub10, but I always found myself drawn to solving them because I wanted to see what more Mateusz had to offer. Without going into too many spoilers, the story itself is also pretty damn deep for a flash game series. Mateusz says he's currently working on [Submachine Legacy](https://store.steampowered.com/app/1564790/Submachine_Legacy/), a version on steam that combines all of the games into one, and remasters both their visuals and their audio. The release date currently says "Q3 2023" so I'm really anxiously awaiting that, but I'm worried it won't be as interesting to play Legacy as it was to play the series through for the first time.
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USB battery bank recommendations?
In need of a rechargeable battery bank I can keep in my car and use to charge my phone. My car is a little older and has one of those cigarette lighter things. Only problem is it doesn't *charge* the phone, it just keeps it from dying, which is inconvenient for my current setup. Looking for good ones for the price, and hopefully ones that won't explode or anything like that. edit: It's complicated to explain but with the position of the only spot I can put my phone holder due to a myriad of issues with my car, the wire would have to go over the steering wheel or over my lap or on the dash and with each one of those options it comes with its own problems that make me uncomfortable. With the way my job is, I need to constantly get back in and out of my car so I'd like if the wire weren't in the way. I figure if I have a battery bank in the door pocket or something, I can just unplug the wire and stuff it back into the door. while I appreciate people trying to help, this is also why i dislike asking tech questions on the internet. :/ Only two people actually answered the question
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Hoping Starfield won't force me into base-building / micromanaging like Fallout 4 did
I loved Fallout 4 but one of my least favorite aspects of it was how it forced me into base building when I pretty much wasn't interested in that aspect of the game. I get Bethesda was doing something new and wanted to show it off, but it was so annoying being so prevalent in a lot of the main missions of that game. I'm really hoping they don't make the same mistake with Starfield. I know a lot of people are hyped about the settlement building and the micro managing just as they were in Fallout 4, but personally I'm not super interested in that. I'm more interested in the RPG stuff.
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What's the latest video game genre rabbit hole you jumped into?
For me it was minesweeper clones. I got frustrated one day and decided to learn how to be good at minesweeper. After beating the medium and large boards a couple times I looked on Steam for minesweeper versions, and turns out there's a whole genre of clones. Some of them are direct clones of the game, while others are very heavily inspired by minesweeper. The two best I played were Hexcells and Tametsi. Hexcells is stylish and is only hexagons (as opposed to the minesweeper squares), while Tametsi has squares, rectangles, and hexagons and is a lot more barebones. However I found Tametsi to be *much* harder. There were some levels on there that took me an entire day, and I think there's ~~like 500 levels.~~ 150 levels
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Privacy-focused alternatives to duckduckgo (ddg)?
I've been using DuckDuckGo for a few months now and to be honest I'm kind of disappointed. I really appreciate the privacy concerns and the lack of tracking software. It got really annoying how Google would "recommend" things that it thought I was interested in when I wasn't interested in them, that kind of thing. But on the other hand, I've been starting to get really frustrated at just how hard it is to search for anything. You have to be *really* specific, especially if it's something niche or if you don't fully know the right terms to ask for. At least with Google, if you weren't completely correct about a topic, it could at least parse what hobby or activity you were trying to ask about and bring up things related to that. But with DDG, I've found it doesn't even really try in that regard. Plus it's frankly really dumb how it uses *Apple Maps* as opposed to, I dunno? OSM? I honestly prefer Google Maps despite my dislike of the search engine so the usage of Apple Maps is really offputting. Now, before you say anything, going in I knew it wouldn't be as easy to search for things as on Google, but I'm pretty experienced with the internet and I didn't think it would be a problem. But even being hyper-specific yields surprisingly little results if it's something niche. Even wording it like you would on a University library search engine doesn't seem to work as good as I might expect. I'm open to considering more mainstream options too like Bing if it's better than I remember it being. edit: I should've mentioned, I'm not necessarily saying I want to make a full switch just yet to any daily driver situation, I'd just like some recommendations for when DDG is being DDG and not giving me any relevant results.
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