Get a real job

No thank you

Walmart greeters. They always say ‘thank you’ to you, but have you ever thought to thank them? I dont think so.

Dad not now im trying to break the record for worlds longest shit

Mcdonalds cheeseburgers. I saw a video of a guy doing the pacific trail with just a bag of hamburgers and he said they lasted well over a month. He also said its the best thing hes ever done as they gave him more strength than protein bars ever have. If i find it ill post.

Edit:I couldnt find the hamburger but i found mcdouble guy. I think 90 miles is still a few days worth.

Sometimes a strawman gets more upvotes/reception than a well thought out argument. Its difficult to win over people when their minds are made up in the first sentence. It only gets harder if you are doing this irl so your best bet is to gaslight them before they gaslight you. Its the American way.

My ideal world is always communism where everyone has a role and those roles only export is prosperity and happiness. Something like the Rajneesh movement. It is deeply flawed and will never work globally but its a nice thought.

If you would have asked people 100 years ago they would be saying what we are living in today is the utopia. So this is always going to be a moving goalpost.

Spongebob. If you say you didnt rewatch every episode from seasons 1-4 at least 10 times you are either a 10 years old or you are lying.

Youtube hands down. Youtube is the best dad, best teacher, biggest information hub, and arguably the best meme generator in existence. The fact i can dive into any type of video content and come out feeling like i gained so much is incredible.

I know what i said

I like to play it on speakerphone at full blast in public spaces