Punch her in the mouth and then say you’re just trying to shape her into the perfect young lady.

But more reasonably, let her know she’s a monstrous piece of shit and an awful friend and that you’ll be cutting ties due to her pro-child-abuse beliefs. Then do that.

I hope you can find a safe situation somewhere far away from these assholes soon.

i just like to tell them all the horrible ways they should die. it’s about as effective as anything else (not at all)

mmmm gonna go out on a limb and say it’s most likely for the same reason he started this thread

good to see we’re renowned for our correct opinions already

mmmm every single day, but i became aware of death really young and have never been able to fully settle in with the thought of oblivion

it’s usually not too bad but sometimes it spins up into a panicked frenzy and i won’t get to sleep that day

what if instead of eyeballs we had cupcakes?

yes and i have to see an unending deluge of unbearable liberalism at all times.

i have to believe you’ll learn to cope with the jokes. i believe in you! but if you’re not capable, i’ll pray for your sake that they roll out the ability to block instances

again, hearing a lot of whining when you could just fuck off instead and not have to see my comment anymore

lmao if jokes are too much for you then yeah by all means

i def didn’t ask to see your whiny puritanism

mmmmm i think all my boss would have to do is get on their hands and knees and suck me off to completion in front of god and everyone

that’d get me back in the office for at least 20 minutes or so

i’m glad someone said something

no comment though

this comment just opened my eyes. i really thought the redditors would learn to stop being obnoxious shitlib smuglords. nope, same idiots as always.

i know a girl who takes her literal newborns to her chiropractor

completely fucking horrifying and it’s impossible to convince her that doing so is like playing catch with your baby as the ball

joke’s on you, i’ve been drinking 100000x distilled dinosaur piss and i’m growing stronger by the day

guess i’d buy a rifle and take my best shot at improving the world