Ironic coming from a site that expects me to pay to read that

Did this already happen? Because I never put them in the same place and am constantly rushing to find them lol.

Both, actually!

Easily the most used app on my phone

The word “bed” looks like a bed

Awesome username.

Lol that said I’m deleting this shit.

Send me the fucking jail for the paperwork I signed saying I wouldn’t do it again. Lol.

Imitation is often the best form of flattery

No can do Elon. I mean, random Internet person.

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Even on lemmy, you can’t escape the dumb shit of Reddit.

I tried that. Now I’m addicted to audiobooks instead of TV.

You tryna start some shit? You realize you are wrong, don’t you? You people are fucking ridiculous. You suck.

I mean I didn’t learn this from Reddit but I used to piss in bottles a lot in my room and my wife caught on to it (we have separate rooms because to both of us sleep as sacred and we don’t need to share a bed to love each other) and got really upset about it. Until I explained to her that when I was young my dad used to beat my ass for getting up and going to the bathroom in the middle of the night as if I was some kind of pussy for not being able to hold it. As a result, I conditioned myself to not pee at night in the bathroom, but pee only in what was most readily available. As I became older, it carried over when I would wake up in the middle of the night and be too scared to go to the bathroom for obvious reasons. Sounds ridiculous. Might even sound disgusting but that’s my experience and there’s nothing wrong with me and I don’t do it anymore but it took me a long time to understand that nobody was going to kick my ass for going to the bathroom in the middle of the night. It wasn’t because I was disgusting and it wasn’t because it was mentally ill. It was because my father had conditioned me.

You need to hit up the food bank. They give out food. No questions asked. Fresh veggies and fruits and plenty of ready to go meals. There’s no shame in it. I’ve been in your situation many times and churches very often are giving out free food to people who need it. Again no one will question your situation. You just go there and get your food and leave.

I rather like that. Might have to try it.

Wow I like this. Not the background but the implementation in general. No hate on the background, just not my style.

Clear your notifications!

For gestures I use edge gestures which is fucking incredible in my opinion but I use Nova (premium because that matters now I guess) as a launcher.

Also, clear your notifications!

I first thought of the sag aftra logo but that’s not it