Sometimes songs don’t have deep stories, are nonsense, or are just straight forward.

My head cannon (that is not true at all) is that ā€œCupid Strangleholdā€ and ā€œAccording to Youā€ involve the same people.

ā€œAccording to you I’m stupid, I’m useless I can’t do anything right According to you I’m difficult, hard to please Forever changing my mind I’m a mess in a dress Can’t show up on time Even if it would save my life According to you, according to youā€

So in my head the above verse is about the guy in the below verse.

ā€œTake a look at my girlfriend She’s the only one I got (ba ba da da) Not much of a girlfriend I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)ā€

Then this below verse:

ā€œBut according to him I’m beautiful, incredible He can’t get me out of his head According to him I’m funny, irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don’t feel like stopping it So baby, tell me what I got to lose He’s into me for everything I’m not According to youā€

Is about this guy: " It’s been awhile since we talked last and I’m tryin’ hard not to talk fast But dad I’m finally thinkin’ I may have found the one Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn’t last long But I promise this is on a whole new plane I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da) I love it when she calls my phone She even got her very own ringtone If that ain’t love then I don’t know what love is (ba ba da da) It’s gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor She’ll be back into my arms once more for sure "

Are these songs at all related? No of course not. Was any real thought put into Cupid Chokehold? No, not at all. They made it one day when they were bored and the ā€œnot much of a girl friendā€ part is just sampled for the beat.

But in my head, the ā€œAccording to himā€ guy, just can’t help but gush about how lucky he is to his parents.

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Yes absolutely. Kate Bush’s ā€œRunning Up That Hillā€ is from the perspective of a girl trying to talk her boyfriend into pegging.

ā€œIt doesn’t hurt me (yeah, yeah, yo) Do you wanna feel how it feels? (Yeah, yeah, yo) Do you wanna know, know that it doesn’t hurt me? (Yeah, yeah, yo) Do you wanna hear about the deal that I’m making? (Yeah, yeah, yo) You It’s you and me And if I only could I’d make a deal with God And I’d get Him to swap our placesā€

Before anyone asks, I know that barely makes any sense, and that the rest of the lyrics don’t fit with this interpretation AT ALL, but that’s why it’s a headcannon šŸ˜…

Large Adult
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4•2Y

Oh no why have you done this to me

pickelsurprise
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Any christian rock song that doesn’t specifically namedrop god is actually fantasy rock. Indistinguishable from like DragonForce.

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When I first heard AC/DC’s ā€œDirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheapā€ as a kid, I thought they were singing, ā€œDirty Deeds and The Thunder Chiefā€ and assumed it was the street names of a pair of Native American hit men. I didn’t learn the actual lyrics until a decade or so later, but I choose to continue hearing it the other way.

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Dirty Deeds and Thunder Chief sound like Jojo characters

The song ā€œLetter from an Occupantā€ by the New Pornographers seems to be intentionally hard to parse, to the point that late in the song they sing ā€œThat tune you’ll be humming forever / all the words are replaced and wrongā€. But yeah, anyway, I could’ve sworn the refrain starts with ā€œFor the love of a Congressmanā€¦ā€ and that’s how I always sing along with it.

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(jokingly:) ā€œTitaniumā€ by David Guetta is about the A-10 Warthog

The aircraft protects the pilot with titanium armor, features a large machine gun, (technically a rotary cannon) and includes many redundant systems that allow it to keep flying even after suffering significant damage.

These things fit with the song lyrics surprisingly well.

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