What gender is the post office?

Mail

I can’t see a trans person having kids.

They’re transparent

Why did the booger break up with her boyfriend?

He was just a fling.

sloonark
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2Y

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yes, that’s correct.

BlueÆther
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Want

Want who?

One two three. Testing, testing, one two three…

All of the jokes in this thread stopped being unique the moment they were posted here

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From my 6y/o

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Hello

Hello who?

Halloumi

Ive cracked some bangers in my time… But i forgot them now. Latest one i posted to unethical life tips as an unethical dad tip

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