A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.

The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.

Was a funny moment :)

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“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)

You don’t need childporn anymore!

SanguinePar
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Jesus Christ Reddit Lemmy

anonymous
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Well that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.

Killing your ex paid off

The meteor strikes in 5

dog
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i’ll miss banging you two

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