Last thing I’d want to be famous for

I would probably die

“I’m killing my roommate, brb”

I’ll let you figure that one out

Don’t. Tell. A soul. I can’t deposit the money for obvious reasons, so there isn’t much I can do. I could try money laundering.

Assuming it goes straight to a bank, and my security isn’t an issue, I’m giving away 300m away to charity, environmental research, and family. I’ll get someone to help me invest my money, because I know nothing, and use it to kick start a business or YouTube channel.

Sorry, can’t really tell you 5 specific purchases I’d make with it.

Cheer up, I didn’t know you could place blocks on the side of other blocks, in my first world.

I feel like introverts are more likely to post online because they don’t share it in person.

I think a guy sued his job for being too boring once. No reliable source, though. I think it was the repetitive job that did something to his hand. And according to my memory, he won.

Office jobs, am I right?

You do it to give Samsung or Motorola or Google or apple or Amazon your money every year, obviously

“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)

Well that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.

Um 7

My response is to use “they” if I’m not sure.

I asked one person, they just said that she didn’t care. It’s annoying because I don’t know how to address him.