How many of you practice your karate.

…wait?

Guys, it’s like, 30 seconds. Stop, breath.

Yeah, most of the elevators I encounter are at hotels while traveling, so it’s usually the first place I have a moment to breathe after going non-stop for hours and hours. I’m not practicing karate, I’m trying not to collapse from exhaustion.

30 SECONDS ILL NEVER GET BACK MOTHERFUCKER

I like to wave and blow a kiss to the security camera just in case someone is looking at it so they know I appreciate them

I do this with every security camera! 😂 Often it’s more just making a silly face in the hope that someone is watching and has a giggle…

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72Y

Transform back to my original form, it’s tiring to keep this human appearance.

Blue Steel in the mirror.

Fart.

So it’s you…

…just before I step out the door when I get to my floor.

Karate? No.

I do let my imagination play out an action/fight scene that will occur when the elevator “dings” and the doors open. Often with an action based song playing in my head.

I watch too many movies.

Pan͠gil
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42Y

I resist the urge to press any button.

Check my appearance in the mirror.

Getting my phone out of pocket and continue reading that great finction.

I reenact that scene from Captain America

I just pull out my phone and look at re… er, lemmy

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22Y

I like to take a step in, press my floor button and not turn around. Facing the back of the elevator even if someone else gets on.

I stare at myself in the mirrored surface. I presume there are cameras, so I don’t weird out in there 😬

I stand real close to the doors and agitate until I’m allowed out

practice your karate

*kzzzt* Could you please stop jumping around in the elevator, you’re triggering the gravity sensors and causing alarms. Thank you. *kzzzt*

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