Excellent! I like it.

Is this a Futurama reference?

There are at least two!

https://bash-org-archive.com/

https://qdb.lol

A while ago, I made a post saying things very similar to your first two sentences.

I definitely am far more active here than I was on Reddit. It’s less intimidating here because of a smaller audience. Also, on Reddit, I’d often get negative responses if any at all. The crowd here is much friendlier; once or twice people have lashed out in response to something I said, but mostly people have been kind even if they apparently disagreed with my message.

You’re such a light user that when I try to look at your post history, my client says you don’t exist!

I don’t appreciate that sentence starting with “when” rather than “if.”

Mortal Kombat for me also, but 3, on the Sega. BADLADCRUD

It was almost a poop joke and I was young, don’t blame me. I don’t even really remember what it did. Maybe unlocked Noob Saibot?

I didn’t know that, in this context, “Woz” was short for “Wozniak.” Hopefully he’s enjoying that Apple legacy!