I’ll add these authors to my reading list. Thanks for the recommendations!

Big words from the walking dumpster full of nasty wastes of perfectly good eggs!

Oh hell yeah we are! Did she get those sick tortilla bowls again?

Says a delived egg loving beast!

But I respect your desire to eat the filthy fuckers. As long as it’s in private, preferably in the closet of shame.

I’d go so far as to say I think it’s weird when people eat any amount of deviled eggs.