I believe both

Wsl uses the 9p protocol from plan 9 to interact with windows and vice versa

_Everything _ for some reason I am super sensitive to drugs of nearly any kind

Set up several solar powered raspberry pies with cheap iot SIM cards, each will check a vm in the cloud or at home for a key. If the key isn’t present or can’t be reached they release the info. Could have several servers to store keys to check. Everyday you enter a code to prevent the key from being removed.