sunflower seeds cracked my tooth!
they see me coming they go ‘nerd alert! 🚨’
j/k i got no friends i’m a nerd
fuck waffle, fuck french toast, fuck pancake, fuck oatmeal, fuck bacon, fuck cheerios, breakfast is for the people breakfast orgy breakfast #1
growing up with floppy disks and diskettes on the east coast US it was ‘one point two megabyte’ and ‘one point four four megabyte’ exclusively
did it look cool?
sunflower seeds cracked my tooth!