Eyeball.

Don’t forget about the furry porn. There’s also furry porn.

Advertising is one of the four fundamental forces of the universe. Once you start charging for ads, you can basically shape the universe to your will.

Take off the headphones!

My wife’s engagement ring is a giant moissanite rock (2 carat, I think) that would have cost 20x more if it were a diamond. She has gotten it cleaned at some jewelry places that even said they would have thought it was a diamond without really close inspection.

Takes a deadboy to know a deadplatform, I guess.

They watch a lot of Fox Entertainment.

I had never heard of shape note singing before, but after reading the Wikipedia article, it seems more like it’s a system of writing music for easy readability by singers rather than a style of singing. Are you just referring to some kind of gospel tradition?