I can’t recommend Kentucky enough. It ain’t blue, but it meets your other criteria. House prices are very reasonable. We live just outside Fort Knox and when the Army is done with my wife we’re moving back
I stock up on those things, they’re damn expensive! But I just think about how I feel when I drink too many, the fact that it is controlling me, not the other way around and reject that. If you drink eight a day, cut back to seven, then six and so on. You’ll get there.
I think you can get a plate that will allow you to attach that Yeti to your Packout!