Or as I’ve recently taken to calling it gnu+linux

That’s because people rarely are where sharks can kill them. If they were, sharks would quite often kill them. Much more often than vending machines, though I’d watch for those too.

Speak no evil 2022 probably

There may be, the ocean is deep and not thoroughly explored.

Can’t be

Spez probably wanted to moderate /r/shittylifeprotips himself as he seem to have a lot of.