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Cake day: Jul 20, 2023

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I have at least 70gb of music on my phone



Hell yeah and then we can get a universal remote from the dank web and have free cars literally everywhere I’m down.




Just move to the south. I dropped some stuff at the dump and the dumpmaster was talking at me about how 9/11 was actually holograms and his uncles friend worked for Linden Johnson, so he knows all about the secret alien projects and that we went to war in the middle east to locate a stolen rage/zombie virus that Russia developed and lost.



In the order they popped into my head

I did a thing
Dankpods
Cold ones
IC3PEAK
Wendigoon
Cowchop (house/barn era)
Call me Kevin


Moving somewhere with solid reliable internet to somewhere without even cell reception.

Back where I left I could download gta5 in probably 20 minutes. Now it took 20 minutes to download a calculator app.

30% of the time my texts don’t go through without telling me they didn’t go through, so I just drive to peoples homes and talk in person or go to Walmart to make calls

I’m fucking dieing. The only saving grace is I have a friend 2ish miles away with starlink. I set up an old phone to download files to a certain folder, then when it’s on LAN at my house to back up that folder over my local network to my desktop.