Oh no they remembered that us grandfathered in google music subscribers exist, so we’re getting a $4/mo price increase

Only fools take the lump sum

Those are just 1980s NFTs. You don’t own anything other than the certificate

Run off and never be seen again. Maybe live in a bunker idk

There’s nothing we can do as individuals unless you own a multinational corporation, and we’re all going to die in a few decades, so just have fun now

That was never a thing, log out of YouTube and touch grass

He lost so many times on Iron Chef that he started Beat Bobby Flay so he could challenge amateurs for a chance to win

And the swatch beat changed how we tell time

It’s often a commentary on the art industry.

AI art has no commentary, it doesn’t invoke any emotions. It’s just “haha I made a visual pun” or “I have such terminal brain rot I think making 4k remasters of classic paintings improves them”

1. It’s not art
2. Modern art made by people who actually have marketable skills isn’t low effort

No. It’s like microwaving a TV dinner and saying you cooked.

I love my Google Home and how it’s connected to my Phillips Hue bulbs. I love being able to just yell “hey Google, nightlight” when I stumble home after a long night out, no need to fight with switches and too-bright lights after drinking

Federation for big communities, p2p for friend and misc local affinity groups.

I just wish more people knew about Manyverse, especially activist circles

Don’t knock it until you try it

Apple pie

My small 3rd string city’s community is only like one guy on here, but it’s active on there

If we threaten to culture their cells and symbolically eat them they might hesitate

There’s no working Linux client to turn off my stupid steelseries rgb bullshit, and they default to on every boot.

I sincerely will switch over my box once i can keep it from keeping me awake

It literally doesn’t matter what instance you’re on

This might be the first big social network where corporations joined BEFORE the users. People will feel drowned out by all the Wendy’s shitposts and just leave