Dude, be realistic, by the time this comes out there won’t be enough people retiring anymore to justify the existence of retirement homes.

Cigars.

It was only supposed to be a few of the affordable ones with basic accessories.

I don’t understand all the hate. They’re just fucking funny. I have a great time there.

Maybe if you’re not a Leftist then there’s no appeal.

Most days, honestly, about 2-3 hours. I’m not working at all today. Although, some days come by and I put down a solid 10-12 hours without asking for overtime.

Everyone at my job thinks I’m overworked and doing a great job though. But I think it’s just a balance. I work hard some days without complaining and I get to mostly chill the others. Best part is that I work remotely, but I’m not working in tech so I don’t collect those fat checks. That’s another trade. Great work-life balance, but not much money. Worth it though.

Jesus. That was difficult to read but I can imagine it was even more difficult to live through. I’m really sorry all that happened to you.

If I may ask, what was the reasoning behind the first thing you mentioned? That just sounds so insane. Was she just trying to show you that your dad was cheating on her to turn you against him or was it more like she got off on it?

Are you for real?

I have a friend who was deported from India back to the US.

And I almost got deported from Canada and China back to the US.

Well, if you had read my comment carefully within its context you’d see I said specifically that if you were using eMule in the early 2000s then you must have lived through the 90’s, which is true.

If you need more help understanding that then please let me know so I can ignore your request at my leisure.

But you wouldn’t have been using eMule in the early 2000’s unless you lived through the 90’s so I think it counts.

I also used eMule.

If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

I have really good hand-eye coordination, move very quietly, have fast reflexes, and am good at solving riddles.

I think it sets me up to be talented at a profession which pays very well but is very illegal so it shall go nameless.

So yes, I want to be watched, preferrably people who know me like family

So your final act before dying is getting off on having your grandpa watching you jerk off?

Seinfeld, hands down.

Something tells me they’ll probably ask for pictures of the alien’s vagina.