There are a lot of extremely strong candidates, but I’m gonna go with Meta on this one.

I have an 03 1.8T 5mt Jetta that I’m keeping maintained mostly myself. It’s fun, old enough that I can consider it somewhat of a beater (I live in the city), and it’s comically easy to park due to the small size. Also, shitloads of aftermarket for it, if you’re into that sort of thing.

For instance: commenting on Reddit

Why does a mouse own a dog? And how come the mouse is also friends with another dog? What’s going on there?

The United States operates on the principle of three co-equal branches of government, which check and balance each others power.

But what’s the root cause of your laziness?

I’m not being snarky - it’s a serious question. For myself, I’ve found that digging down to figure out where some of my behavioral traits are rooted is an extremely valuable and informative exercise.

With some friends, I built an “unguided SAM launcher” using some wood, a lot of aluminum foil, some metal rods, and a bunch of model rockets, and we tried to shoot down stunt kites we were flying near it.

We’d have probably gotten DHS called on us if we did it nowadays lol

Yes; yes

Lots of people seem to have this one imaginary friend named Jesus

The same people are saying the same thing this time around. It’s insane.

a/s/l?

Perhaps try for a /c/ first??

Scapegoating

Security breach.

Mmm if Iran and Israel really start to go at it, I could absolutely imagine Trump finding a way to use nukes on Iran. He wants to use the nukes.

Rotring. German company. Outstanding heft and quality. I like the 800, but if you prefer a click actuation to a twist, go for the 600.

That’d take a constitutional amendment, and I doubt that such a thing would succeed, particularly considering the average age of legislators is “old as fuck”

Why don’t you tell me what the long-term trend from 2015 until now has yielded?

Spoiler alert: it’s fascism.

Thanks! Doing my best to not let… you know… gestures vaguely at everything this shit damage my calm too much

You’ve more or less elucidated my thoughts on the matter and this amusing tankie interaction; cheers for that 🍻