I think the hilarity depends a lot if you played “The Witness” and got to taste it’s self importance.

Lesbian Hardcoded.

Aww… Goatly.

100% agreed. Not only was the Dialoge Choice system of Yes, yes but sarkastic and no (but actually yes) incredibly limiting, but even the story didn’t really do it for me plus the whole settlement thing.

That is excellent to hair!

“Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed.”

-G.K. Chesterton

Technically it is possible if the reason for cardiac arrest was hypothermia. The longest documented time between cardiac arrest and resuscitation is almost 7 hours. That’s where the old adage “No one is dead until they are warm and dead.” comes from.

Source: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24882104/

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Good old Spiders George

Everyone warns about DHMO, nobody knows about the dangers of hydric acid.