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I think I’m the reason my high school installed security cameras.

So, we had mandatory parenting classes in lieu of sex ed, but the school didn’t have the money for those rubber babies and just made us carry around hardboiled eggs for a week. I still don’t understand that logic, but hey that’s conservative america for you.

This went, predictably, very poorly. Lots of ‘babies’ got stolen, smashed, and/or thrown out of windows, and this one guy in particular kept being weirdly pervy about it. Being conservative america, the teachers did not care that he was harassing girls about their eggs.

This guy wanted a girl’s egg so damn bad, I watched him put the combo into his locker, peeled my name sticker off the week old egg, and left it in his locker over the weekend.

The next week, there were cameras in the hallways.


Somehow Walmart is leading innovation, launching a butthole logo in '07. Truly ahead of their time.


What internet? The one algorithmically controlled by the oligarchs?

TIL that Lemmy isn’t part of the internet