Solutions consultant, SQL monkey.

When not hunched over a computer, you’ll find me on my bike or at the gym.

Previous lives: digital accessibility analyst, systems support coordinator, linguistics and german language major, typesetter, musician, actress, distro hopper.

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Eph ZerotoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink?
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5•2Y

Hmm, or maybe I could try glancing and smiling to my invisible dinner companions.

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Eph ZerotoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink?
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9•2Y

Excellent form, this is my new model to aspire to.

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Eph ZerotoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink?
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3•2Y

Absolutely, sir or madam, I wish to display my utmost respect.

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Eph ZerotoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink?
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3•2Y

Would “waitron” be better? I can’t keep up with all of the hep lingo.

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Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink?
Looking expectantly at the glass, mopping perspiration from my brow, licking my lips? A hard, grinning stare directly at the server? Eyes downcast, my hands lying dejectedly in my lap?
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Where should I look when the server is shaking and pouring my drink?
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