This is why I love Lemmy! We are all nerds

Haha I can just see it. “As an AI language model, actually Quantum Barn Mechanics forbids this”

More technically, the barn’s immense mass cause positive Anti-de Sitter spacetime curvature locally. All light rays emitted from the barn are stretched as a result as they follow their world lines. In fact, barns further away are said to be expanding faster and faster. Some even speculate the expansion of the universe is increasing exponentially as a result of these barns. This is known as the Theory of Quantum Barn Gravity.

I mean this! Thank you mods for keeping “reddit” like questions out. The quality feels much higher here because of it and I greatly appreciate it!