Why are people directing you to the samsung galaxy s series and the other top shelf brands when you literally said you don’t play games or didn’t list extremely good cameras as a requirement? You don’t need the premium series S.
Just go for the samsung mid brands, galaxy Ax4 series
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_Galaxy_A_series
They’re half the price of an S and I keep them just as long as I kept my S, phones still evolve quickly, you’re better off getting mid ranges, phones hardly ever feel snappy anymore after 4 years of tech progress anyway, picking the mid ranges will hardly get you a year less and it’s gonna save you heaps
Sure bud absolutely nothing wrong with your parenting