Oh boy, a word wouldn’t be enough.

I would make English as consistent as Spanish is regarding phonetical consistency, or even more.

Oh, you have never seen this word ever before and you don’t know how to pronounce it? No worries, these universal rules will allow you just get it right, because letters always sound the same!

Not waking up early and not going to work is always a good start.

I assumed we were talking about common houseflies.

Shit, I wouldn’t even notice them if they weren’t annoying me.

Bad bot, there’s no start time on that link.

“THIS CAVE IS NOT A NATURAL FORMATION”

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THERE’S NO PUSSIEEEE

Nah, I may play around with raytracing in the future, but it’s not a must for me.

Well, I will give the open source drivers a try, thanks.

Are you talking from personal experience? If so, I might give them a try.

I tought AMD official drivers where the best option for graphics and performance.

Sorry, I don’t know. I ended up with a full AMD build.

Meh, nothing like having the official AMD video drivers crashing several times a day on Ubuntu with a flagship Sapphire RX 7900 XTX. And if you’re extra lucky it will kick you out of the session too.

What the two other guys said, but clarifications are needed.

• “Joder” is mostly used for verbal attacks, cursing or to express frustration.
• “Follar” is mostly slang for having sex.

However, there are execptions, as you can say both “que te jodan” or “que te follen” to say “fuck you” to someone in Spain.

Bonus way to say “fuck you”: Que te den por culo = Get fucked in the ass

Why am I having so much fun explaning these?

That’s not exact:

• Me cago en tus muertos = I shit on your ancestors / I shit on your dead relatives.
• Me cago en todos tus muertos = I shit on all of your ancestors / I shit on all of your dead relatives.

And in the theme of insults from Spain, a loaded one is also: Me cago en tu puta madre = I shit on your fucking mother / I shit on your whore mother

See, the thing with “puta/puto” is that it literally means “whore”, but it’s used to empathize cursings just like “fucking” is used in english. We’re even misusing it by putting it before verbs, imitating it’s use in english.

Not even if you do valuable or efficent stuff for the company. You’re disposable.

Try asking on: https://feddit.ch/c/outoftheloop@lemmy.world

AskLemmy is for other kind of questions.

You have ADHD, fight until you get diagnosed ASAP.

Also, dad is a fucking bully, a liar and a manipulator. Don’t trust him.

Even if you have the most reliable SSD/HDD in the world, always have redundancy; make backups.

If people couldn’t find alternatives and caffeine wasn’t illegally available…

Many people who need coffee to function in the morning would lose their shit. Overworked people and workers with really long shifts will not be able to keep up. People would probably fall asleep at work.

IT and self-hatred

Every house I’ve lived on had a bidet and they all had a basic faucet. You clean yourself with a soapy sponge or hand and then spend several minutes splashing water on your ass and junk with your hand to remove all off the soap because there is no way the water stream can reach you. Then you have to dry yourself with a towel while water is dripping down your leg and even after drying properly the area still feels wet. At that point you realize it was more convenient simply climbing into the shower to do the same quicker and easier by washing yourself from the waist down.

Wet wipes: you wipe yourself with them and dry with some toilet paper. Done.

I will never give up the commodity of legally flushable wet wipes.