Uhh wait, but Vader is younger than Padme!

Organized religion.

Nothing comes even remotely close.

Holy shit, came here to say that. Nothing compares to the pain of having a tube inserted in your urethra all the way down to the bladder, and as the tube is turned (it’s a camera) it hits the sides of the bladder and it starts to bleed, and it burns like nothing I’ve felt before.

Ask around the table who has fast reflexes. Get a $10 bill, scrunch it a bit and put it on the table (a bit like a ball). Ask the person to position their hand some 4 inches above the bill, palm down. Then, position your hand much higher (1.5ft) also face down and bet that person that you can grab that bill before they do.

It’s misleading because of the distance but if you’re just normal fast by the time they react you’ll already have the bill in your hands.

Mate desktop with i3 as the window manager. Killer lightweight combo and massive boost to productivity.