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Cake day: Jun 12, 2023

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Yes, I read the whole thing just to see what else it said.

The company technically owes the signing employee at least 6 months of any revenue connected to any project connected to that employee’s position at the time of signing.

It’s supposed to be a salaried compensation point, but is vaguely worded incorrectly enough that it logically says any project connected to that position at all must direct a portion of its revenue to that employee, regardless of any circumstance.

Without any qualifications such as length of hire, time spent on the project, nominal involvement, a minimum of 6 revenue months of projects connected to that position must be directed toward the employee.


I wasn’t allowed to tell anyone that my flatmate isn’t allowed to work for another company in their industry for twelve months after they leave their current job.

The company is owned by a foreign national and their hiring documents were full of weird, improper regulations, including any residents of the house not revealing any of the NDA that my flatmate signed, so while I didn’t sign anything, I was technically(impractically and I can’t imagine legally) forbidden, according to a clownish NDA, from discussing all sorts of things.


Hm, that’s a good point, although I don’t play games on my phone so I haven’t experienced that.

I guess if you’re a heavy phone gamer and you have the worst bt, the latency could become a pain.

That makes me think of a guy pretending to surf on the roof of his car complaining about the traction. Like that’s not what cars are for, but the roof of a car undeniably has poor grip.


Nah, once I made the switch to Bluetooth 8 years ago or something. I have never gone back.

Actually I did once between Bluetooth headsets and the first time the cords got tangled I was like oh right that’s why.


Yes, US employees do not enjoy what first world countries consider “worker’s rights”.



Haha, awesome. Me too, I almost just gave up trying to think of a concise, funny blurb but then I reconsidered because the game is worth it.



Hahaha, thank you so much! I spent a while trying to boil it down to its goofiest fundamentals


Wow. Would you have got it without “never ravine” or “convict”? I figured it would have been impossible otherwise so I added those in.


Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine’ by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.


I guess if you like serving people that would be fun, since you know if any customer was rude, you could just tell them to get the f*** out.


Yeah I didn’t even say this but the price of like a full-size calzone like a huge one I think was $5 base and I was like what the heck is going on here


When I was in Seattle there is this pizza place in a suburban neighborhood that only open for 3 hours 4 days a week from 2:00 to 5:00. All of the workers were the same ones every day and they all three looked no nonsense but friendly enough when you ordered .

The pizza was really good and the calzones were fantastic, so I would go there often, but I almost never saw another customer in the place even though they had at least twenty tables with four chairs at each table set up in two giant dining rooms.

And they were in and out of the way spot with a very small sign. And I think at the most I ever saw one table taken up when I went there and that was only once.

And I never waited in line.

It just seemed like a really odd disposition for a pizza place that obviously needed to pay for a pretty high overhead considering how much space it took up.


I selected three alternative social media apps and downloaded each of them in turn. I signed up for Lemmy, got jerboa, and then had so much fun using jerboa that I didn’t try out kbin at all. Tildes is cool too, but I’m good with lemmy for now.




Probably brake pads. Everyone’s living in cities now, just breathing in brake pad and lead particles.

Oh and car tires. Just huffing those all day.


Came here for martyrs, most of it is still burned into my brain.

I was going to watch it again, and then I was like I’m pretty sure I can remember this exactly from beginning to end still.


I was driving through the Sahara and there was a weathered building that looked like it had nearly been finished and then forgotten. It sort of felt like part of a pvp game. I slept overnight there so I didn’t have to set up my tent.

In China, I rode my bike through entire towns that were completely built up and abandoned, including a 40-story fully furnished apartment building with a ridiculous gym and water features. It was demolished a couple months after i explored it

In Thailand I slept in this old temple that was totally overtaken with vines and brush. I was worried about snakes, but Buddha was like right there, so it was fine

In Hawaii there was this pillbox halfway through a mountain ridge hike. It was pretty locally famous and dull.

In Ireland, there were a bunch of abandoned houses on the road I walked down and when it rained too hard(every ten minutes or so, February in Ireland), I took refuge in them. They were missing walls and windows, but Ireland is so pretty they all felt like sacred sites instead of witch houses.

Oh I did find an abandoned building once taken over by hobos or teens and then reabandoned I guess, but it had needles and bottles and graffiti and I got real creepy feelings that around every corner or in the next room I’d find someone hunched over, biting their own tongue off or something.

I didn’t though, so it was fine.