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Don’t trust anything ChatGPT says. It makes shit up all the time.


Reverse-engineer it and build an unlimited-use portal gun, of course!


I was always one of the youngest in my class. My birthday is very late in the year. I also graduated high school a year early and entered college while I was still technically 16. I got the occasional joke/comment about not being able to drink until I was a senior in college.




Wait, is this an interview?

I’d be… uh… a t-rex… because, uh… I’m not afraid to… uh… take initiative?


“Osama Bin who?” And in a similar vein, “Jihad? That’s a Dune reference, right?”

“I’ll cash in on my Beanie Baby investment when it’s time to pay for my kid’s college tuition.”

“The internet is just a fad.”

“I’m so excited for the next The Matrix sequel.”

“Two bedrooms and a walk-out basement. $300 a month rent.”


Them: “The API requests I’m making aren’t working.”

Me: “Ah. That behavior means your request has such-and-such header wrong.”

Them: “Can you help me figure out why the server is acting incorrectly?”

Me: “Well, the server isn’t doing anything incorrect here. But sure. Let’s jump on a Zoom and work out what’s wrong.”

Them: “I’ll let you know when I have time.”

A couple of days later.

Them: “Can you request that the server admins fix the incorrect server behavior?”

Me: “Well, as I said, there isn’t anything wrong with the server. Here. Here’s an API request that works properly and doesn’t exhibit the issues you’ve been having.”

Them: “This error happens on every request I make. I think the server is acting incorrectly.”

Me: “If this was a problem on the server, we’d be flooded with support requests. But when I use the client tool which works via the API, everything works perfectly, see? Can you give me an example API request that’s been giving you issues?”

Them: “I can’t work on it right now.”

Me: Goes and gets requests from the server logs. “Ah. Ok. I see the issue. See this header here? The way you’re using this header isn’t correct. There’s extra stuff in the header that shouldn’t be there. That’s probably what’s causing your issue.”

Them: “Maybe.”

That’s as far as the conversation has progressed so far. We’ll see how it progresses next week.

This individual has been pestering other folks on my team. Always comes across as putting blame on whoever they’re talking to and not taking “the problem is X; fix that and if it’s still an issue, we can talk further” for an answer. Really has a way of bringing out the defensiveness in folks.


Ha! Nope. Or at least if it is, I don’t get the reference.

I first used “TootSweet” when I signed up for Mastodon (where posts were called “toots”, at least at the time – I think there have been moves to stop calling them “toots.”) Aside from that, it’s just a play on “tout suite” which means “immediately” in French.


What are you boycotting right now and why? Are there any Boycotts you've ended?
This post is somewhat inspired by a recent post in this same community called "Is anyone else having trouble giving up Reddit due to content?" I imagine "Reddit" will be a common answer. (And it's one of my answers.) Another of my answers is "Hasbro." First Wizards of the Coast (a Hasbro subsidiary) tried to revoke an irrevokable license and screw over basically all 3rd-party publishers of D&D content, then they sent literal mercinaries to threaten one of their customers over an order mixup that wasn't even the customer's fault. D&D: Honor Among Thieves and the latest Transformers look really good, but those are within the scope of my boycott, so I won't be seeing those any time soon. Third, Microsoft. (Apple too, but then I've never bought any Apple devices in my life, so it hardly qualifies as a boycott.) Just because of their penchant for using devices I own against me in every way they can imagine. And for really predatory business practices. One boycott that I've ended was a boycott of Nintendo. I was pissed that they started marketing The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild (though it didn't have a name at the time) before the WiiU came out, prompting me to be an early adopter of the WiiU, and then when they actually released BotW, they dual-released it on WiiU and Switch. I slightly eased my boycott when the unpatchable Fusee Gilee vulnerability for the first batch of Switches was discovered. I wanted to get one of the ones I could hack and run homebrew on before they came out with a model that lacked the vulnerability.
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I’ve given Reddit basically zero of my traffic since I quit it during the “Big Reddit Boycott Of 2023.”

But there’s definitely stuff I miss. Probably my favorite subreddit was /r/BestOfLegalAdvice. There’s a !bestoflegaladvice@lemmy.online here on Lemmy, but all the posts link to Reddit. There would have to be a thriving /c/LegalAdvice on the Fediverse for any /c/BestOfLegalAdvice to thrive without linking to Reddit. So, !bestoflegaladvice@lemmy.online most definitely doesn’t scratch the same itch.

Not the only example, but the most poignant for me.

I’m not planning to go back, though. I just can’t squint hard enough to justify ending my boycott of Reddit to myself. And how are we supposed to get the big companies to quit enshittifying unless we punish them when they do stupid shit.


If you wish create a good society, It cannot be run by the bourgeoisie. Nor can be trusted a Stalin or Mao Who call all their genocides justice somehow.


No disagreemnt, but at the same time, voting can still make the difference between “pretty fucked” and “totally fucked.” And that’s not nothing.


Friendly reminder that we’re not all Americans here.

Ah! Sorry about that. I’m trying to be better about that.


I don’t think it’s fair to put the blame on individuals not reducing their carbon footprints. It’s big industries that are fucking the climate. (Oil being likely the biggest one.) And the solution isn’t to incentivise individuals to bicycle more. It’s to regulate industry to stop taking oil out of the ground.

The idea that the individual citizen is the problem and and the solution to climate change and other environmental issues is propaganda invented by industry to get the focus off of them. “We oil companies aren’t the problem. You need to drive less.” “We plastic manufacturers didn’t put tons of plastic in the oceans. You need to recycle more.”

“Voting with your dollars” is similarly a con.

The reason you vote (with your… you know… votes) is so that the administration that isn’t going to gut the EPA gets the next term. And maybe they’ll enforce regulations on special interests that actually make a positive difference in emissions.



How do you enforce “one user account for every game?” Require copies of state-issued picture ID’s to register accounts? That sounds like an episode of Black Mirror. No thank you.

Not to mention that would really expand the black market for counterfeit IDs.


The only kind of anti-cheat that isn’t hostile to users is the kind that runs on the server.

I absolutely would never play any games that required a rootkit to play. (Maybe except for anti-cheat systems I could bypass/hack. I haven’t decided yet.)