They planned to get some dinner and have some beer after a hard day’s work but needed to wash their very dirty hands first. So they went back into the bathroom and washed their hands. Well apparently that was too “gay” for the owner of the bar and they went over to the bathroom and started saying things like “I don’t know what you think you’re doing in there” and “I just need to make sure you’re not doing anything funny”.

Fellas, is it gay to practice basic personal hygiene?

When that song came out, I was in kindergarten.

Next year, I’ll be old enough to buy a beer.

I drive a manual transmission to work every day. [20, US]

Yeah I thought for sure people would be duking it out in the comments section, but Lemmy seems to come to a (mostly) unanimous agreement here.

Here we go…

EDIT: Surprisingly not as toxic as I thought…

It’s because it was once believed that sneezing stopped your heart, so people would say a small prayer for good health.

Or something like that, I read that somewhere and I’m not sure if it’s true.

Bunch of failed suicides

I sincerely hope your life is now better than it was before, and that your state of mental health is improved.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SeinfeldIsUnfunny

The Beatles pioneered and popularized so many of the recording and musical techniques commonly heard in rock and pop music today that it can be hard for newcomers to truly appreciate how ground-breaking they actually were.

Toons!

Games!

Characters…

Downlooooads!

Stooore!

Eeeemail…

Just drive over to their house with a USB drive. Problem solved!

“I’d love to, but unfortunately I am busy tonight.”

I’d say a racist is worse. At least a misanthrope treats everyone equally.

Black Adam was kinda mid, but boy did it have such awesome music. I encourage you to listen to “Teth-Adam” and “The Justice Society Theme”.

I can stop using Lemmy anytime I want.