Ah yes. You are also a racist. Right on brand.

And here it is… what four hours out. I keep forgetting you exist. Yet I’m still living rent free in your tiny little brain.

Borat: “yOu’rE iNsAnE” Also Borat: “I can smell you tho”

You’re following me over from an article where YOU MISREAD how I was shocked to see Russia fucking their nation over instead of the US. And then you turned into a weird little Pro Russian cunt.

I think the psychosis is more on your end, Borat.

Are you seriously following me from a Nigerian article where I was shocked the US didn’t fuck their government up?

Boy, you are fucking SAD.

… can there not be one single good intention ever?! ffffffff

I second this app. Really saved me a few times at the grocer.

I’m agnostic but read somewhere that maybe water is god.

https://medium.com/@fadi.arab/water-is-god-4320f558db05

This is also me. If there’s an afterlife, I’m spending it beating “god’s” ass.

A black card I never have to worry about paying back

Well I wish you’d have a chat with all my college buddies from Columbia because I had to unfollow their asses after their long winded screed about boycotting long enough.

My gay friends are all like “Oh boy I can’t wait to eat at Chic Fil E”, my Latina friends are all like… “I have a last mine Quince coming up… I have to get a dress. Gonna shop Amazon”, and my black friends are like “I’ve boycotted long enough. Going to shop at Target.”

We definitely deserve what we get, here. We realllly do.

In the Los Angeles Mexican community no one is fucking aware. In the Chicago black community no one is fucking aware. I’m sick of the people in this shit hole. They are happy as long as they have their bread and circus, no matter what.

Do you like it in the butt?

Humans aren’t going to evolve towards intelligence. We’re a pretty short-sighted stupid species. We’re going to continue to devolve and kill ourselves off, one way or another.

Portal to the edge of the universe?

If you use the free software do it soon before Edolph Muskler cancels it.

Now I’m imagining someone has me tagged as “data slut” from a thread last week about our jobs

I like that

I love RSS because of why everyone on this thread already stated but also because it removes me from commercial social media and I can avoid legacy media propaganda. Some sites don’t have RSS enabled but you can always pay for scraping services or build your own scraper as well. FreshRSS has a built in scraper that is useful. I am running a few scrapers on top of the hundreds of feeds I have.

Do you work at my company?! Holy shit that’s spot on.