PROFESSIONAL HOG CRANKER? WOW BROTHER, YOU’RE LIVING MY DREAM! AROOOOO

Marine fabricator, which sounds better than upholsterer. I specialize in canvas, making enclosures for boats.

Looks like linoleum lol

All of these make sense. All the others seem like crazy talk.

I have sensitive skin and can’t stand artificial scents, they give me a brutal headache.

When I get funky I dust my pits with baking soda. It erases smells instead of “putting lipstick on the pig”. Wear a white shirt though, it’ll turn your pits white.

I find perfume highly offensive.