Why not all 3 at once?

Yes I’ve read the entire Unix manual

Sex: Never

There’s always just a little bit left while wiping. You can never get it completely clean.

This is apocalyptic-level inconvenience

You’re joking right? You’re smarter than this.

…Right?

On the toilet

Gonna buy it after release, if it’s not a complete letdown

California! Beauuuuuutiful

Can’t believe no one has said piss jugs yet

I miss Slack. Fuck Teams, it’s so awful.

“I know these guys, trust me” is not a valid security assessment.