I wanted to be an archeologist.

Not only did I fail at my dreams I gave them up for the lie of “job security”.

If I cared about karma I would be on Reddit instead of here.

Sad Isolated Loud

I haven’t been to a concert since COVID.

When I was broke and I was living with a roommate I bought a Humble Bundle with Sims 2 included. Played it for a while and eventually started a new save creating my roommate and myself in a small house the size of our apartment.

A couple hours in and the virtual two of us were sitting on a couch while virtual me played a video game. This was happening while my roommate and I were sitting on a couch and he was watching myself play the Sims (pc hooked up to television) watching the virtual us do the same thing.

The same thought hit us both at the same time. It got too existential for us at that point and I had to stop playing. I never picked the Sims up after that.

The Sims.

Sell your blood platelets.

That…makes sense.

I think you can just purchase a passenger ticket on some freight ships. I remember stumbling on the subject on YouTube like 3 years ago. Try doing a search for “passenger on freight ship” into YouTube.

Edit: more like 5 or 6 years ago apparently. I’m old.

I’m going to start using that, I’m in a similar position.

It’s working too. OP has ice cream and this store on his mind way after purchase.

Oh hell no! I’m a vegetarian because I hate animals. I heard about that guy, literal butter fingers.

Well then it sounds like the ice cream was on promotion and then he upsold the product. The sales are probably tracked and the clerk was working harder so it would reflect well on his performance review.

The clerk sold you them at a discount, but not the grocery store? Like they were fully priced before checkout, but then discounted at the point of purchase?

My cholesterol is super high, so it’s been an excuse to drop them from my diet for a couple months.

Putting it out there:

“Ralph”

Bleak

But you posted?