“Then you are truly lost.”

Yeah. And Hunchback of Notre Dame was similarly disappointing.

Your rite, and I regret my choices.

In this thread, a lot of folks who would use their one wish to make the language better.

But I would change “their” to be spelled “the’re” and pronounced “all’y’all’s”.

I hope I do grow up to be more like the rest of you, and make better choices, in the future.

BP Executive: “Sure we massively wounded the planet with our criminal negligence - but doesn’t everyone love baseball? How about we get two more strikes?”

Indeed!

And to clarify for anyone reading along. We are not exaggerating. That’s a thing that happened in Star Wars. It’s cannon.

It’s arguably more cannon than the books. At least Grandpa woolie dies a well deserved gruesome death in the books. There’s that small comfort.

You understand my pain. Thank you for that.

In this thread: People who haven’t seen the Star Wars Christmas Special.

And that’s a good thing. Don’t see it. Don’t do it. You think you’re curious, I get it. But you’ve been warned. If you try to watch it, for goodness sake, at least bring a group of friends so that someone else will understand your lingering pain.