Looks like something someone without opposable thumbs would type.

I would go with Gates, Jack Stack, or Q39. You should be able to find them at your local Price Chopper.

I have nothing to say about this.

That’s fine. I’m not important enough to pay attention to anyway. Pretty sure they’d be bored by my porn search history even.

But that’s part of its appeal. How else do I know I’m one of the cool kids?

I hate cold air blowing on me, and I always wear my hoodie inside. So this is accurate.

I’m an Engineer. I am not customer facing. Put my pen back.

May you be lucky enough to never find out why. Those are not voluntary sounds.

One. Signed up on lemmy.ca and don’t see any reason to make another.

Was this the guy?