Start your own business which has low overheads.

Worst comes to worst you loose a little on insurance and paper advertising

Have you tried aliexpress?

The last urn I got was from there. The crematorium was selling the exact same one for 10x the price.

Not sure about Zelda theme. You could try finding something that’s not an urn and call it an urn?

Sorry for your loss and good luck on your journey ahead

As a lover if insects and arachnids who spends significant time in nature and the garden, the fear I feel for wasps is indescribable.

The idea someone, two millennia ago, wrote wasps to be the most evil, feared, sadistic thing in their experience of the world resonates with me deeply.

Protonmail

It has all the bells and whistles, is privacy protecting, and is free to use

Money doesn’t buy happiness

Like fuck it doesn’t. This is class war propaganda and shouldn’t be confused with the idea arseholes are better at making money.

Australia had to do a huge public health advertising run to shift attitudes on this.

Damaging advice

I like reminding my colleagues they don’t get paid more for working harder.

Probably why I didn’t get that manager promotion though.

Being perceived to work hard and identifying what’s important to your manager / director is second only to being their mates. Good lunk in your endeavours!

The nail that sticks out gets hammered down