I’ve been trying to AskReddit this for seven years, but it always got deleted. It’s a legitimate question!

Not very high brow I’ll grant you, but legitimate.

Amen brother. Hit 35 after gallbladder removal. I’ll never poop silently again.

I’ll admit, I typed it while dropping a deuce in the absolutely filthy restrooms at The Florida Mall.

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