Vampire survivors is a good mobile game aswell.

I like to listen to the genres Synthwave and Dark Ambiance. Spotify is pretty good to find new music in that regard. Since you asked for artist recommendations and not genres:

Judge Bitch – their Album Horse Blood is pretty good.

Perturbator – sounds like you’re driving on some rainy highway at night to your cyberpunk destination

There’s also Instrumental Nu Metal, for example:

Andromeda – start with their song Synthesis

MASTER BOOT RECORD – it’s just riffs and booms, usually no vocals

A. Yarmak – has some nice metal remixes, for example Hydrogen from the game Hotline Miami

Then there’s Dubstep and Breakbeat, for example:

The Prodigy – uses samples heavily, but also has a few tracks without spoken words

Lindsey Stirling – Dubstep and violin, interesting combination.

videogame OST […] either really well known or fall into the orchestral and/or “epic music score” I’m not looking for

Well, there are tons of videogames and many of them don’t have an orchestral/epic soundtrack, and even more of them are not very well known. I think you’re limiting yourself here.

Lemmitors.

When ai porn blows up there going to be a lot more sex workers.

How?

Pen and paper don’t need batteries. I’m pretty sure I can whip out my notepad faster than you can unlock your phone and open the notes widget.

Life is hell.

Did you ever puke in a wastebin just because you’re overwhelmed by the smell?

Joke’s on you, my career is nonexistent!

HR is not short for human relations. It’s short for human resources. Humans are resources.

Sounds like an American Psycho reference. Don’t just stare at it, eat it!

‘I love to buy Skyrim a twentieth time with a space reskin!’

You can copy your important data onto a DVD and leave it in your closet for the rest of your life.

Not really. After a few years you’ll get bitflips, after about ten the organic material will have decomposed to the point you can’t trust the backup anymore. It’s probably easier to use old HDDs for that which you periodically checksum.

“I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours?”

Hiking sticks help there.

I once slipped on a bar of soap in the shower. I got up and slipped again a couple of minutes later.

God I don’t know how many times this happened to me. Bot on a bar of soap but on soapy residue in showers in general. Made it a habit to check before I get in if I know other people used the shower and possibly didn’t flush away the soap properly.

Probably three more than @JoMiran according to his comment 😃

Wrecked my motorcycle

Absolute classic. Love those death machines.

• Took a muscle relaxant I’m allergic against and nearly died on my bathroom floor while unable to call for help, face planted into the ground, sweating and tasting blood, at 3am about 5m away from my deep sleeping girlfriend.
• aqua planing with my motorcycle in a turn
• skidding on ice with my motorcycle
• wrapping my motorcycle around a tree
• getting under a semi truck with my motorcycle
• accidentally taking drugs which cause serotonin syndrome
• drowning in a wave pool because I slipped (clinically dead for about a minute)
• having a cramp at sea 500m from the shore
• hitting a tree on skis at night alone
• taking the wrong drugs, dissociating and waking up from the feeling of cold train tracks vibrating against my cheeks
• falling out of my bed 10cm from metal feet of my desk

Come to think of it, I really need to get a motorcycle again. That was fun.

I aspire myself to be in Jessica Rabbit.

We’re going to find you and we’re going to cancel you. You will not be forgiven. /s