Ask friends and family to look over your cv. There might be something off about it that you haven’t noticed.

Your degree isn’t my domain but it would help to know what jobs you are applying to. What’s your applying rate? I aim for 15 applications per day and usually get a job within a week or so. Not every sector has that many openings however.

Is this the comeback?

Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.

You shat yourself at graduation?

I was at a family gathering and my grandfather was in the middle of something. He asked for my help and turns out “Apple support” on the phone was trying to get him to pay some overdue bills with giftcards.

I joked around a bit with the guy and he started to threaten me, ha.

“It’s raining cats and dogs.”

Somehow, heavy rain is represented by a downpour of household animals.

I think many keep their moderation accounts separate from the account they use to post and comment. Checking their comment history doesn’t mean much.

Film everything for a start. There are apps that automatically upload as you film so they can’t just grab your phone and delete it.

I tend to make multiple portions so it lasts me a few meal. Losing so much time every single meal seems crazy to me.