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Cake day: Jul 02, 2023

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Can I get insulin printed in a benchy boat?


Decide what you’re gonna do before you do it.

When I was like 8, a liftee at my local ski hill told me that as I dangled from the chairlift about 5 feet off the ground because I waffled getting on the lift.


I’d buy an old Land Rover series 2 or old Land Cruiser and drive around the high desert looking for shiny rocks.


Does your friend drink dumpster milk?


My dog’s breath after she gets into the compost pile.