Really, REALLY bad poetry. About My Pain

Abbott Elementary cos it’s seconds long

A slice of cheese and leftover rice

Abbott elementary

Hear you there!

I once set fire to a tissue to see what would happen. Fortunately I’d had the foresight to have a glass of water just incase.

I had to Google what that is. You sound very clever.

Never make any, cos I never stick to them.

I understand. I feel for you mate, it’s not nice

I’m intrigued what’s it of?

In the tradition of typical tattoos, my first one was shit so I got it reworked and now I love it. All the others I LOVE. I didn’t get any till my 40s cos i always thought I’d regret them but now I just regret not getting them sooner

That’s great! What’s your masters in?

Bread maker. Fresh bread all the time with minimal effort. Takes too much space and isn’t worth the spend

I fucking love this

I love this story it’s brilliant

I’ve known 2 conspiracy theorists IRL. Sad thing with both is that it was clinical paranoia.

No they were really, really cheap ones.

That’s great feedback 😀

Play into your strengths. Being neurodiverse means your brain is wired differently and you have amazing skills other people can only dream of. Use them and focus on them not the negatives… possibilities will open up

I had a glass shower door to the shower over the bath instead of a curtain. One day I knocked it very slightly on the edge with a bottle of foundation which was only around 3 inches tall.

The glass made a shudder and loud groaning sound. It then literally EXPLODED into little pieces and glass went all over me, all over the bathroom and I was still finding stray ones months later