My mom let me figure it out for myself. I wanted to go to mass with grandma so she let me.

I quickly figured out the nonsensical nature of what I was seeing. When I found out I had to do a bunch of extra shit before I could get in line for Jeezits, I lost all remaining interest.

Been an atheist since. Probably was around age 12.

Wendy’s puts your order in a cake now?

These gimmicks are getting to be a bit much.

He said B Tier! As a lifelong chronic insomniac I’d give almost anything for that ability.

Because a server definitely has the resources to pick up and move internationally on a whim. 🙄