So, while I was still legally married to Jenny and going through the process of getting a divorce I was dating my ex-girlfriend again who I was still in love with despite all the bullshit that I went through, and it took me years to learn my lesson and to kick Jennifer to the curb and to grow some fucking balls and to start thinking with something other than the little man downstairs.
But yeah that’s my wild break up story, broke up with a girl for 6 months married somebody else started dating her again while I was still technically married to the second girl.
So, for some reason my girlfriend 3 Days later breaks up with me, right before our one year anniversary. She says this time I’m going to take a 6-month break.
And we’ll see what happens after that.
Well that threw me for a loop, I’m super upset and depressed, and one of my coworkers suggests that I come to their Church.
And I do.
And I get involved with it cuz I’ve got nothing else to do but work a shitty job and stay in a shitty place.
And I meet this girl, and she’s really into me. And I’m really into her.
My current ex-girlfriend’s name was Jennifer, this girl’s name is Jenny. Both brunette, both facially attractive, and me and her start seeing each other.
But since we’re doing the whole church thing we’re like can’t have sex unless we get married.
And then one wild horny day we went down to the courthouse and got married. Had a shit ton of sex for a few weeks, until we got it out of our system, and then a grand total of 48 days after we got married, she says that this isn’t working out and she leaves.
Two weeks later Jennifer comes back, and in retrospect I should have fucking kicked her to the curb but this woman broke into my house and had a balling crying fit because she saw the marriage certificate on the wall.
And then stayed there and waited for me to show up.
Oh boy do I have a story for you guys.
When I was 20, I had been dating this girl for nearly a year.
She would freak out over something and break up with me and then come crawling back three or four days later all sad and mopey, and because this was my first like long-term very serious relationship I let her do it.
Finally, we are getting close to our 1 year anniversary and I’ve been saving up to go all out.
We were going to rent an RV, go to a pow wow, camp out, make a big hullabaloo about it.
And all of a sudden, my cousin, who I had been living with for a while, randomly comes up to me and says I have to move out because I haven’t been paying rent.
But I had.
And it turns into this whole ordeal where his girlfriend at the time had been lying to him about whether or not I was paying rent because I had been giving the money to her directly, so long story short I get my own place.
And it’s pretty shitty, but it’s my own place.
Pretty sure it would kill everyone and ultimately destroy the universe or at least the universe’s ability to sustain life.
After all, at some level, friction is the only thing that keeps you rooted onto the planet.
Sure there’s gravity but there’s that’s only pulling you down, friction is what keeps you and the wind and the tree and the houses and everything else from sliding sideways as the Earth rotates underneath them.
The instant that rule went into effect, the Earth would become a 15,000 mph meat grinder under our feet.
I recently chose to release my boycott on home Depot. I found that the one of the founders of home Depot was supporting Trump and since I’m anti-trump it doesn’t make sense for me to support his supporters you know?
The friend of my enemy is my enemy after all.
But then I looked into it and found that home Depot had actually disavowed association with the guy and intentionally and willfully does not support any presidential candidate.
I’m still boycotting Walmart and Amazon and Chick-fil-A and hobby lobby though. Walmart and Amazon are some of the largest companies in the world and they can afford to pay their employees living wages and they choose not to in the name of greed.
Chick-fil-A and hobby lobby are companies that sell things that people might occasionally like but at the same time they use their profits to support anti-gay and anti-trans and anti-bodily autonomy movements, and even though I’m not affected by any of those three movements, I’m not going to let my money go into the pockets of people who are spending that money on hate.
Whenever you say anything to anyone the other person always knows exactly what your thinking is behind what you are saying.
That would make it nearly impossible to lie, cheat or deceive others, even for the smallest thing.
So that way when your girlfriend asks you if you would still love her if she were a worm, even though you would say, “Of course my love!” She would know you actually mean “what the fuck are you talking about?” And you would know she actually meant “my emotional batteries are running dry and I want you to recharge them”
If you’ve never done this before, a really great way to hear what your voice sounds like to other people is to stand about a foot away from a 90° corner in your house and talk normally.
Your actual voice will bounce off of the walls, making it much easier for you to hear what you sound like to others.
Professional singers use this trick early on in their training so that they can practice their tone for their singing.
I think you could probably get a close approximation using Adobe audition and apply the dereverb filter to your recording, roll off the highs probably above 6 to 8000 Hertz or so by 12-18 db, and boost the fundamental frequencies and 1st overtone that the speaking voice is recorded in probably six decibels or so, (a rough guess would be something like 120 hz and 240 hz for men and 200 hz and 400 hz for women, use the spectral graph to find for sure), and then put a compressor on the whole thing to limit the difference between the loudest and quietest pitch to somewhere around 70 decibels or so, and then finally put a very light reverb with a lot of damping on it. We’re talking almost so little reverb that you can’t even tell that there is reverb applied to it unless you a/b the sound.
Things like that should account for the difference in bone conduction, the difference in how a microphone will pick up your voice and the rest of the room, etc., But it will probably need a lot of tweaking to your specific application to sound exactly right.
Also the idea that light is both a particle and a wave always mess with my head because I wanted to know why does it decide to change and when? And the answer is that light is always a particle and always a wave at the exact same time.
It is a wave particle.
And it is possible from light alone to build both an electron and a positron as demonstrated in a 1999 laser science experiment in New York.